It's the Craziest

You cannot make this stuff up:
An emergency food pantry
gave at least one family
a box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
filled with cocaine

Evicted!

Miss USA Tara Conner is on the verge of losing her crown
after testing positive for cocaine,
lustily kissing Miss Teen USA in public
and sneaking men into their Trump Place apartment,
sources tell the Daily News.

I know the camera adds ten pounds, but...

Is that why you need vicodin?

A Man of Leisure

Make it stop

The Depp(th) of Masculinity

NEWS FLASH:

Johnny throws hissy fit for trailer decorated by Keith Richards

But You Can Look Too Fragile

You can never be too rich or too thin

Bottoms Up!

Later, Lohan calmly addressed a tabloid report

that she overdosed in mid-November.
Lohan explained she had been partying
("of course I'm going to drink")
and a doctor was called,
but the story was exaggerated.
She said she was no
"Marilyn Monroe overdosing in the bathroom."

A Gorgeous Girl?

America Loves a Beauty?
Not so much

A Gentleman?

A Good Boyfriend?
Probably Not

Smoking Hot

Scarlett on Smoking Etiquette:
A neighbor revealed to Life and Style Weekly magazine that
when he confronted Scarlett about the smell,
with an apartment supervisor in tow, she snapped,
"Don't you read the newspaper?
I am going through a difficult time right now."

D.I.Y. DIVORCE

Beatle-Bashing Barrister

Cheers

"A wild and wooly slut" – Bette Midler

See: The Sun